answer me this

why the HELL am I at work today?

it must be a chemical imalance or something. Everyone and their mother has today off.

(well, except my brother Dan. We e-mailed back and forth 3 or 4 times today. The only fun part of my day.)

i mean, doesn't the owner know I need to go home and make countless PIES for tomorrow?
priorities, people. come on.